“Nothing on earth consumes a man more quickly than the passion of doing six bitches in a Jacuzzi while snorting coke and stroking an enormous komodo dragon.”
~ Nietzsche on Bitches
“SUPPOSING that Truth is a woman--what then? How does one remove its panties?”
~ Nietzsche on Truth
“That which does not grill us makes us browner”
~ Nietzsche on cooking
“Stop it!”
~ Nietzsche on God making a total fool of Himself
Trivia
The son of German minimalists, Nietzsche was given no first name just like Prince, Bono, Cher or Ted McGinley. He sometimes went by "Fred" or "The Nitzscherator".
Nietzsche's works are seen frequently in the videogame Halo. Some have confused this with Final Fantasy, but it is highly unlikely that they are related.
Nietzsche was People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive," 1893
It is impossible to spell Nietzsche incorrectly.
Nietzsche had his snack food company, 'Über-Munch'. The best-selling product was the Will-to-Powerbar.
The last few years of Nietzsche's life were marked by his lawsuit involving Superman and DC comics, which didn't actually exist at the time of his writings, but DC made enough money in the year 2312 to build a time machine and went back in time to sue Nietzsche for screwing DC out of copyrights to Superman in Germany where he is known as "Zuterman" (which roughly translates as "inflatable penis"). However, according to some continuities, Nietzsche then created a clone of himself in the more distant future to defend any further attacks on his hegemony.
Nietzsche once got in to a fight with Michel Foucault. Nietzsche got the takedown and proceeded with ground and pound. Foucault suffered extreme brain damage. Foucault then went on to become a very successful sociologist. However, most analysts of his work are now convinced that the incomprehensible nonsense in his books is a result of the massive head injuries inflicted by Nietzsche. Nietzsche's comment after the fight was "I want to have my lion and my eagle about me, which I may always have hints and premonitions concerning the amount of my strength” and “There is something laughable about the sight of authors who enjoy the rustling folds of long and involved sentences".
Right before he fell into insanity, he hugged a man's horse who had been flogged repeatedly. He wept like a little girl as he embraced the animal, simultaneously realizing that he'd never become the Übermensch.
Nietzsche/Dostoevsky/Napoleon Test
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